Man who Identified as a shark, raped and eaten by sharks


A “man” Named Baker who identified as a great white shark, from the small village of Pasadena.

was tired of living a lie.  

“He” booked a trip to South Africa off the coast of Cape Town. 

Equipped with a wet suit and Shark pheromones he set out on a journey. 

Unfortunately for Baker things did not go as planned. After bathing in the shark pheromones he slipped on his wetsuit, meant to mimic the look and motion of a great white shark. Seconds after entering the water, Baker was ripped apart by a shoal of Great whites after being gang raped repeatedly. 

All that was left was a bloody man bun floating in the water 

Rest In Peace Baker. 

Here’s to embracing the real you.